31.5.15

A day out at Marwell Zoo

Marwell zoo is quite close to us, just under a 2 hour drive anyway, which in America would be about 140 miles but here in the UK is closer to 50 miles.

So we go a few times a year, we've thought about an annual pass but it's not quite a saving yet. At under £50 for the three of us for a day it's not a cheap day out but not totally crazy either, and the quality of the day's fun is high! And so many animals.

We hadn't visited so early in the year before, usually waiting for a hot day in August but in May on a sunny day it was lovely. Cooler so more animals were out and about and also slightly less crowded.

map Marwell Zoo
I was most excited to see the fossa, my favourite animal of all time, it's like some weird mad scientist crossed a dog, a cat and monkey; all slinky muscles and evil teeth. So I was thrilled to read they have a new male there and hope to breed them soon, a baby fossa! I simply cannot wait.

Husband is more a fan of the warthogs and rhinos, and his absolute favourites have always been the capybara, although after this visit he says that maybe his allegiance has changed to the coati , who are great fun to watch, hunting insects in the grass and bushes, pouncing into the clover and snapping at the flies, and they are great climbers too.

Darling Daughter is a fan on giraffes, and meerkets. But her total favourite is the tapir, for the whiffling noses and the cuteness of their babies - we did see the tapir but sadly didn't get any photos of them...they were whiffling though.

So here is a selection of photos from our day.

penguin swimming Marwell Zoo
Penguins
mini train Marwell Zoo
Train
giraffe Marwell Zoo
Giraffe
meerkat Marwell Zoo
Meerkat
black tipped stilt Marwell Zoo
Stilt
ibis in a tree Marwell Zoo
Ibis
coati hunting Marwell Zoo
Coati (pronounced Ko-ah-tee)
gibbon marwell zoo
Gibbon
fossa madagascars top predator Marwell Zoo
Fossa

Fossa madagascars top predator Marwell Zoo
Fossa

Fossa madagascars top predator Marwell Zoo
Fossa (definitely male)

Fossa madagascars top predator Marwell Zoo
Fossa, (yes I took a lot of pictures of him)

mini crocodile Marwell Zoo
Mini crocodile
So we had a great day out and I'd really recommend it for a family trip, there are lots of animals to see, a climbing and play area for the kids, and a good cafe (we had a burger each from the Barbecue and they were delicious) We like it as the animals seem happy and have interesting and appropriately sized enclosures, I love seeing the giraffes gallop about!

Find out more at the website https://www.marwell.org.uk/zoo/ where you can also buy your tickets to jump the entrance queues!

29.5.15

Top 10 things women find attractive in men


  1. Beards – woman love manly bearded men, so masculine, proper man of the wild, able to protect and support a family, all that displayed in a face. Lovely. Also added benefit of tickles.
  2. Smooth shaven men – women love a man with a shaved, smooth face. Demonstrating a commitment to regular grooming, clean and smart. A man that can think and make decisions, while in touch with his emotions. Added benefits, no stubble rash when kissing.
  3. Muscular men – a man that has power, rippling muscles beneath the skin, at ease with himself because he can feel his own strength. A man to hold you in manly arms…Added benefit of winning cuddly toys at the test your strength machines at the fair.
  4. Thin men – ah the joy of the geek, he is pale and looks like maybe he doesn’t get out much but he has a glint in his eye, a bright intelligence, a quick wit, honed form years reading or studying, or just being alone thinking. Added benefit of being able to talk about things, may cry at sad films..actually lots of men do that – don’t say I told you
  5. Chubby men – something to snuggle into. A warm and cuddly bulk of a man, someone not afraid to order a starter and a dessert so you can do the same! No one likes to feel bad about what they eat. Give this man some cake. Added benefit of cake.
  6. Tall men – someone to make you feel all feminine and girly, a man to tower over you, to reach high shelves, to lift you onto his shoulders at festivals. A useful man, see him tall in a crowd, looking over the heads of everyone, reporting back to tell you what’s going on. Added benefit of saving on step ladders.
  7. Short men – no one likes neck ache, how fine to have a man your own height, or maybe even slightly shorter, rock those heels and make him feel like a millionaire with a hot babe on his arm. Mother him, or pretend he’s an Italian gangster (unless he is an Italian gangster, then just revel in being his ‘moll’) Added benefit of eye contact and romantic gazes.
  8. Hairy men – manly to a fault, gorilla like chest hair, prefect to snuzzle on a cold evening, or to run your fingers through on a sunny day at the beach. Added benefit of warmth.
  9. Smooth bodied men – naturally smooth or shaven, showing off the shape on the body beneath, no hair to get stuck in your teeth. A nice smooth skin under a white shirt, perfect to tan or to keep pale. Added benefit of lickability.
  10. Being a man – women that find men attractive often find men attractive, due to them being men. Sometimes you can’t say what it is that made you look twice, or made you realise he was the one, sometimes you can’t say if it was his eye colour, his funny taste in shirts or his loud laugh. Maybe it was the way he held a tea cup or the way he flexed a bicep. Sometimes a man is just attractive and women don’t know why.
I think by now you ‘ve got the point…men (and people in general) are all different and amazingly we all like different things too, one person loves a joker, always laughing, pulling pranks; another likes a serious type, someone to be thoughtful in difficult circumstances. Where one person loves a redhead, another prefers the distinguished look of grey hair.

Shush Mr Tumble, that's a whole other post!
When I see lists on the internet of ‘Top 10 things men hate in a woman’ or ‘Top 10 things men love in a woman’ (and I’ve seen a few lately, hence this post) I want to scream!! I have rarely seen a ‘What women love in a man’ type post or even a ‘What men find attractive in men’ post but I’m sure they are out there. I’m putting this post up to remind us all that different is good and with all the amazing people in the world I’m pretty sure that if you want to find one who is perfect for you, you will.

And yes this is horribly hetero centric, because I’m straight , but it applies to all people really, I’m fairly sure straight, gay, undecided, bi, whatever, people like all sorts of other people…go forth, be single, or find a friend (or friends) have fun. Be most excellent to each other.

27.5.15

Wordy Wednesday with Aimee Horton

This week I'm pleased to introduce Aimee Horton as our Wordy Wednesday Writer.
Aimee is from Lincoln, England, where she enjoys drinking gin and spending time with her family (and she won’t tell you which of those she prefers doing) -(But I follow her on twitter and I'm going to go for the gin option if I'm honest) . As a child, one of her favourite parts of the summer holidays was to devour all the books in a little book shop in Devon. She continued reading at lightning speed right up until having children. She now reads with eyes propped open by match sticks.

Blogging led her to realise that not only does she love to read but she loves to write… and people enjoy reading what she writes. So let's probe a little deeper and see just what makes Aimee tick, here are the questions

When did you start writing?
I’ve always loved writing, as a child I used to write little stories all the time. However, hitting my teenage years and a secondary school that was more about copying from the textbook then thinking, I lost my nerve. Then, after my second son was born I was encouraged to write a blog and I fell well and truly back in love!


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What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?
Sunshine, peace and gin! (see I knew I was right about the gin!!)

Do you write to a schedule, eg every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?
I used to try and keep strict schedules but realised that life with two small children and freelance work to do, it’s not that easy. Now I just try and write SOMETHING every day. Even if it’s just a new document dumping some ideas in, it’s something to keep the brain going.

Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?
I really wish I could say it was, that’s the dream. Right now I am very lucky to be able to freelance and earn enough money to do both that and write my books. I must admit though, I am super grumpy on the days I freelance, and the nicest person in the world when I’m writing stories. Somebody once told me you need about eight reasonably well performing books to make a living from writing novels, but I really think that it’s all relative dependant on your circumstances.

What are your favourite biscuits?
Foxes Viennese Melts. The chocolate ones obvs!

Where do you do most of your writing?
A mixture of my study (aka the room with a desk and piles of junk that keep falling on me) and the kitchen while I’m cooking tea!

What book are you reading at the moment?
Kerry Barrett’s ‘I’ll Be There For You” – it’s the fourth in the series and I swear she just gets better and better.
You use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helpssales and do you find it fun or a chore?
Oh I LOVE social media! I especially love Instagram and Facebook. Twitter is great, but I don’t think it’s what it was, in fact, I need to write a blog post about that some day soon. I don’t think I’m the sort of person who could get away with using something for the sake of it, I’m an open book (pun not intended, but still quite proud of it), and you’d tell, and not be interested. I genuinely love looking at the photos and the posts of people I follow. Plus – who can’t love my feed? Booze, kids and melted cheese. (you love facebook more than twitter...I'm stunned :-))
Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?
I love books, and the thought of holding a book I’ve written (or more importantly seeing somebody else holding a book I’ve written) is my biggest dream. However, I do love an e-reader. I have a nook, and I love the fact that if I’m a bit early for the school run I can sync the app on my phone and pick up where I left off. Practicality wise e-readers fit into our lives a lot better right now, whether it’s making it possible to take on holiday when luggage allowance is a huge issue, or whether it’s just the laziness of being able to pick up the ipad because your book is downstairs. It just fits.
Do you dream in colour?
Yes – my dreams are sometimes more real than my life – and reoccurring!
If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?
Maybe get some sleep?! Or more realistically, I’d listen to audiobooks! Mwahahaha! (ooh sneaky! I do wonder if writing were banned if traditional methods of learning and sharing spoken tales would just take over.)
What is your ideal holiday?
The four of us and some sun. That’s all I need. I’m quite insular these days. Perhaps it’s the exhaustion of being a family? But when I get a chance just to be us, nobody else, and no real life at home problems, I find it ridiculously relaxing just to being together.

Thanks to Aimee for sharing her secrets, I'm off for a gin and tonic, no idea why I suddenly fancy one...

Aimee Horton's new book “Survival of the Ginnest,” (there is a theme here...and I love the book cover) published by Velvet Morning Press, is a modern-day diary, written in the form of Facebook posts. This chick lit/mom lit book chronicles the adventures and mishaps of a new mom.
Meet Dottie Harris. Dottie spent her late 20s working her way up the career ladder, but things are about to change. In this modern-day diary, Dottie, after announcing her pregnancy, turns to social networking to build a new social life. She quickly begins to rely on it—along with gin—as a way to reach out and remind herself of the funny side of the frustrations of motherhood.


You can get a copy on Amazon, for Kindle or in paperback - click here

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22.5.15

Jord Wooden Watch Review

Yes. Really a watch, made of wood. No, neither had I. So you want to hear more about it? Of course you do!

I was contacted by Jord and asked if I'd like to try one of their wooden watches and review it. At first I was worried that as a UK blogger the lovely watch wouldn't be available to me (Jord are based in Missouri in the US) but it turns out that Jord are happy to ship all over the place and the UK is a pretty big customer.


When I ordered the watch via the website I was given the opportunity to have the watch strap sized so that it would fit straight out of the box, at no extra charge. As a woman with very small wrists this was great and I jumped at the change, the measuring was easy and I filled in the details and waited.
The watch arrived very quickly, beautifully boxed and tagged and I found it very easy to set the time and date. And of course it fitted, straight from the box. The watch looks and feels gorgeous. A luxuriously deep coloured wood (I chose cherry from the wide range of shades and wood types on the website) with red coloured dial and clear bright hour and minute markers. The bracelet style strap and the watch (including the back of the watch) are all wood, though the clasp is metal. The clasp style is secure and very simple to operate with one hand.
 
But the main thing about the watch is that it is so beautiful and gets admiring comments everywhere I wear it. Comments often start with "is that watch made of wood?" and then after the surprise everyone wants to touch it, try it on, feel it. And it's so light and comfortable too!
I have worn it to business meetings where it looked very stylish among the shiny flashy 'ordinary' watches (my husband says it looks classier than a Rolex) and I've worn it out walking in the woods where it blends with my brown and green walking gear and looks at home in the woodland environment ("Look, I whisper to the trees, one day you could be a watch and travel the world")

I love this watch, I think it's the sort of watch that most people would add to a gift wish list as it's not a cheap watch. But it is an elegant watch. With styles to suit men and women I think a wooden watch would make an excellent present, an unusual and practical choice.

Check  out all of the Jord Wooden Watch styles here

Disclosure - I was sent the Ely Watch in Cherry for the purposes of the review. The opinions are my own.



21.5.15

Squeeze my boobs

I'm 49. This week I opened a letter to find I'd been 'invited' for breast screening.

My immediate thought was just, Oh OK then. But then I read the leaflet enclosed and started to worry. There was talk of false positives, of unnecessary surgery and radiotherapy, of chemotherapy....I became more and more scared as I read.

I'm sure the idea of the leaflet was to inform. There is much talk of informing patients. But I'm not sure what I should do with the information to be honest. After all a statistic is just that. They are misleading at times and can be as unhelpful as anecdotal evidence (evidence of the 'oh my aunt had that and she died' or 'oh my best mate had that and she was fine' sort.) It tells facts but doesn't interpret them.

It won't change whether I have breast cancer or not by being screened, but I might be treated for a cancer that doesn't need treating. If I'm not screened I may not be treated early for a cancer I do have. Screening is itself risky and over time can raise the 'risk' of breast cancer.


So many 'ifs' so many 'maybes' so many 'don't knows'

I was quite upset reading various medical papers online both explaining why breast screening is vital to save lives, and some explaining why over diagnosis is a real problem. From moment to moment I was changing my mind. How had I moved form 'oh yeah, best get screened' to this quivering, weepy, undecided idiot!?

And then the age thing, I'm 49. Breast screening is advised for women over 50 and I'm not, not until right at the end of this year in any case. Does it matter? Should I go any way? Should I wait a year?

I seemed to have so many more questions than answers. Most articles about the fear women face about mammograms was related to the pain of squashed boobs. For me that is the least of my worries. I'm a small boobed woman. Barely a B cup I'm sure they will have no trouble squishing them flat in their machine. But what I'm afraid of is what they will say next...waiting for a letter.

I have no real idea why I feel so worried. There is no breast cancer (that I'm aware of) in my close family. And I have regular cervical smears without this fear. I have even had to return for extra smears when things were not 100% and yet wasn't worried at all. Why has a breast cancer check filled me with such terror? Is it because I'm suddenly reminded of my age? Am I contemplating my mortality. Am I just a drama queen?!

I think that on balance I will go and get my boobs professionally squeezed. But you might need to hold my hand. I'm scared.

20.5.15

Wordy Wednesday Author Interview with Andy Stanton

This week on Wordy Wednesday we have the lovely children's author - Andy Stanton*. Both DD and I have loved the delicious dark humour of his Mr Gum series, and I can reveal that Mr Stanton is also a fine fellow to go out for a drink with and gives good hugs. His books are aimed at ...well I'm not really sure, children certainly, odd people too, any one that likes a laugh and enjoys a catch phrase or two too. 

Since Andy hasn't written a new story in awhile he sent me a photo in which he is holding not his own book, but one he likes.


Andy Stanton author
I asked, and he answered...

When did you start writing?

I always liked writing silly stuff at school. It was pretty out there – if I look back at what I was writing when I was eight or nine there’s very little difference between those stories and ‘Mr Gum’. I was always a fan of bizarre humour and pushing things to the limit and then a little bit beyond the limit and then a little bit beyond that. And then a bit further again. And then, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more extreme, I’d push it just that bit further. And then – well, you get the idea. Even the teachers who liked me would often ask me to rein it in. 
There was one teacher I really fancied – Miss Yates. She was a big fan of my primary school writing and I listened to her. Once she commented that my writing was really funny but that, without any emotional content, it was getting somewhat tiresome. That was a good lesson and from then on I’d always try to leaven funny stuff with emotion. In a way she was my first editor. It wasn’t until many years later that I actually pulled together all the lessons I’d learnt and really decided to finish a piece of work. 
I was twenty eight when I wrote the first ‘Mr Gum’ and it was mainly written in one night, after years of frustration… It all came flooding out. I forgot about it for a couple of years but eventually rediscovered it in a heap of papers in my room. Sent it off, and it was eventually published in 2006, when I was thirty two or so. So I took my time to get started.


What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?
Coffee, music (not while actually writing but between bouts) and a kiss from a pretty girl. At the moment I’m lacking opportunities for the third one so the writing’s not going so great.

Do you write to a schedule, eg every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?

I’m feast or famine. I go ages without any schedule, but once I’ve actually got my teeth into a story then I’ll work round the clock to get it done. I’ll try to get some sleep but two hours later I’ll jump out of bed with a new idea to add to the mix, or a way to fix a scene… It’s intense once I get to that place, it’s a real push to the finish line.

Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?

I’m lucky, writing has become my full time job. Book sales and events are what keep me in Jaffa Cakes and CDs.

What are your favourite biscuits?

Jaffa Cakes and CDs.

Where do you do most of your writing?

Almost exclusively I write from home. Sometimes I’ll go to cafes to write but home works best. I mostly write on computer but if I get really stuck I sometimes switch to pencil and paper. 
The first half of ‘Mr Gum and the Dancing Bear’ was written longhand, to break me out of a blank spell of looking at a computer screen and deleting everything I wrote. Writing on paper’s a good workaround sometimes because you can’t just delete an idea – you can scribble it out but it’s still there. It changes how you think and that can be a good thing. Once I’d hand-written the first half of ‘Dancing Bear’ I knew I’d broken the back of it. I came home, typed the thing up and did the rest on the computer.
I remember finishing the first draft in bed, at five thirty in the morning. As soon as I finished I knew it was a good one. And I knew what I was going to change for the second draft. There’s usually some major plot changes between my first and second drafts, I’m typically not satisfied with the first version, by the time I’ve got there I’ve had a better idea…
What book are you reading at the moment?

‘Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard on You?: A Memoir’ by George Clinton with Ben Greenman. 
I’m a massive fan of Funkadelic and Parliament and the book is sensationally interesting and thought-provoking. 
Other books I’ve read recently include ‘The Inheritors’ by William Golding and ‘A High Wind In Jamaica’ by Richard Hughes. The latter is hilarious and dark. It’s not a children’s book but it gets into the psychology of young children better than any book I can think of. It’s a forgotten classic. 
Oh, and I just finished Peter Ackroyd’s biography of Charlie Chaplin. I mostly read fiction but I do like a good biography.

Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?

No, I was on Twitter for awhile but it became a distraction. I’m not strong enough to turn it off and get back to work, I have to keep checking to see if I got any retweets or mentions or whatever. 
After I read ‘The Circle’ by Dave Eggers I came off Twitter for good (though never say never). Personally I’m not a fan of writers using social media as a sales tool. I think it uses up a lot of time which could be better employed elsewhere. If you’re not selling a lot of books, I don’t think social media will add many zeros to your figures. And if you are – then you don’t need it to sell books. But that’s just my stance. I’m sure there are plenty of writers who get a kick out of doing it, and perhaps it is helpful for some. If it works for you, do it.


Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?

I have a Kindle and I love it. I also increasingly read on my phone. I like the instant accessibility of e-books, I often see someone reading an interesting-looking book on the train - and within a minute I’ve downloaded it and am reading it myself. In many cases I don’t care what I’m reading on, it’s the words that count. But there’s all sorts of added value that actual books provide. 
For reference and cross-checking: hard copy. Picture books: hard copy. Graphic novels: hard copy. I could go on. Also, it seems that the growth of e-books is pushing publishers to produce really beautiful editions of books… It’s an ongoing balance and I hope that ‘real’ books never die out. I’m a pragmatic romantic. In terms of my own books, the hard copies are way better than the e-versions. We do stuff with fonts and design that haven’t been translated into the Kindle versions. I love seeing kids reading actual books and I love it at book signings when I get to sign some dog-eared copy of ‘Mr Gum’. The best ones are when the kid’s obviously been reading in the bath and it’s fallen in and the book’s now the size of a soufflé. That’s real love.

Do you dream in colour?

I think so but it’s hard to say for sure. I’ll try to observe my next few dreams and get back to you on that.

If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?
I’d read and write in secret. Others would be doing it too. Soon we’d come creeping back up through the cracks. You can’t stop something that powerful, or not for long.



A huge thanks for the answers, some really made me think, I like the idea that paper changes the way you write, I hadn't thought of that before but of course it makes sense. I also like the idea that there is something tangible to show the process, a historical record. The issues around printed books becoming more beautiful is also true, I've noticed gorgeous bound copies of both new books and classics in my local bookshop which make you itch to own them. 
My favourite answer was the last, I love the idea of secret writers, and secret readers. Shades of  the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 spring to mind. Here's hoping the muse strikes Andy again soon, (not with a frying pan) and a kiss inspires some new tales.

In the meantime, dear reader,  if you would like to read some of the horrible adventures of Mr Gum you can find them here and in all good book shops.

*I'm not sure if that means Andy is lovely or the children he writes for are...you decide 

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13.5.15

Wordy Wednesday with Matthew Harffy

Welcome to Wordy Wednesday! Our writer this week is my very own (baby) brother, Matthew Harffy.
We lived in Northumberland as children and it seems the area had a great impact on him. The rugged terrain, ruined castles and rocky coastline made it easy to imagine the past. Decades later, a documentary about Northumbria's Golden Age sowed the kernel of an idea for a series of historical fiction novels. 
The first of them is the action-packed tale of vengeance and coming of age, THE SERPENT SWORD. The sequel is THE CROSS AND THE CURSE.

Matthew has worked in the IT industry, where he spent all day writing and editing, just not the words that most interested him. Prior to that he worked in Spain as an English teacher and translator. He has co-authored seven published academic articles, ranging in topic from the ecological impact of mining to the construction of a marble pipe organ.
Matthew lives in Wiltshire, England, with his wife and their two daughters.
When not writing, or spending time with his family, Matthew sings in a band called Rock Dog

As I've known him all of his life it's slightly weird to quiz him, but interesting too as I didn't know all of the answers! So grab a cup of your favourite beverage, take a comfy seat and let us begin.



When did you start writing? 
I wrote short stories at school and always enjoyed creative writing (I even won a prize for a short story when we lived in Northumberland – I was about 11 and I remember my sister helped a lot with it, but don’t all writers need a good editor?!). So, whilst I have always been interested in writing and dreamed for a long time of writing a novel, like many others, I would start with what seemed a good idea, write a few pages, and then, soon after, forget about it.


Way back in 2001, I had an idea for a story set in 7th century Britain, after watching a programme on TV about an ancient burial ground being excavated at Bamburgh Castle in Northumberland. At the end of the programme, I went to the computer and started typing the first things that came into my head. This could so easily have gone the way of all the other abandoned stories, but for some reason, the story ideas kept rattling around in my head. I bought books on the time period and started mapping out a plot for a novel.

This was it, I was going to write a book and become a millionaire author! Yeah, right!



What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?

A window of time (about an hour or two) without distractions. The most I’ve written at any one time is probably about four hours. I find small, focussed sessions more productive.

Inspiration (I have no idea where that comes from, but I think it is a product of sitting down and forcing yourself to write!).


A comfortable chair and somewhere to rest my laptop.



Do you write to a schedule, eg every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?

As I said above, I find I need to write regularly (not everyday necessarily, but a few times a week). I aim for at least 3,000 words a week. Once I have hit my word count for the day, I relax and feel able to stop. Otherwise I feel a terrible pressure to write, as if I am somehow being naughty. I think Lawrence Kasdan said that being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life!



Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?
I could not survive from writing alone (then again, I only have one book out there are the moment!).


My day job is Technical Publications Manager in a large telecoms software company. It is not as much fun as writing about warriors in the Dark Ages, but it really does pay the bills!


What are your favourite biscuits?
Cadbury’s chocolate shortcakes.

Where do you do most of your writing?
I write wherever I can. I do most of it now in the spare room at home, but I have written parts of my first two novels in the following places: trains, airplanes, airports, hotels, school halls, cars (parked!), libraries, living room, kitchen, a holiday flat in Cornwall, and probably others I can’t remember.

What book are you reading at the moment?
Doctor Sleep by Stephen King

Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?
I actively use Twitter and Facebook. I don’t find it a chore, but I do find it time-consuming and a distraction at times. I am absolutely convinced that being active on social media has positively impacted sales. I would not have got quotes from established authors without chatting with them over Facebook and Twitter first. I have been contacted on several occasions by people who have discovered my writing via social media too. It is also great to get instant feedback from other readers and writers. In short, I think social media is a great thing for authors.

Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?
I own a Kindle (the old one with no backlight). I read a lot on both the Kindle and in paper. I guess I prefer paper, but welcome the ease of the e-book reader, especially when travelling.

Do you dream in colour?
I don’t know…I hardly ever remember dreaming…!


If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?
I’d sing in a rock band (Oh, I do that already!)! If I could choose anything else, I’d make movies.

What is your ideal holiday?
Part city-break in a great, historic city, then with a couple of days camping in an amazing rural setting (mountains or rocky coastline), then a rest day on a warm beach.
 

For those keen to get their hands on Matthew's book:




The global link to THE SERPENT SWORD is: http://getbook.at/TheSerpentSword


My website is www.matthewharffy.com





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10.5.15

Apple Crumble recipe

I am so lazy that I think apple crumble is to hard to make from scratch so I rarely make it. Today I decided (spurred on by a tweet) to make crumble for dessert. It was ridiculously easy and I must remind myself of that often.

The recipe is so simple that except for the fruit I imagine must cupboards have the ingredients needed. This recipe is for apple crumble but any soft fruit, or eveen tinned fruit, would work. (soft and tinned fruit do not need cooking first)


I use 3 large Bramley apples. peeled and cored then chopped into 1 inch square chunks. In a large pan with about half a cup of water I simmered these until they were soft - this takes hardly any time at all - just enough time to make the crumble. Once the apples are soft add 2 tablespoons of sugar (more or less to your taste)

Crumble Ingredients
  • 4oz flour
  • 2ox butter
  • 3oz sugar
  • mixed spice to taste
  • (for a crunchier topping try adding some oats)
I add it all to the food mixer and whizz it up using the blade, but if making by hand, crumble the butter and flour until it makes a crumb like texture and then add the sugar and spice, mix well.

Take the soft apple sauce and pour it into an oven safe bowl. cover with the crunble mix and lightly press the topping down.

Put the apple crumble into the oven at gas mark 7 for about 30 minutes - if you are doing a roast anyway this works out pretty economical and easy.

Then serve with cream, custard or naked, enjoy.

apple crumble

7.5.15

A guide to etiquette when you find a stranger attractive

It's complicated

So here is a guide to what is the etiquette when you see a person that you find attractive.

We shall assume this person is a stranger to you, they may even be in a public place. It is fine to find someone you see as attractive, it is fine to fancy them, however here are a few things that you should not do as a consequence of you fancying them.

Do not assume they fancy you. This is very important, you should have learned this at about 3 years of age, things you experience are not necessarily experienced by others.

Remember, you are not obliged to do anything. It is perfectly acceptable to see an attractive person and then go about your day. Seeing them, like seeing great art, might cheer you up and make the day better. This is a major benefit of seeing someone you find attractive.

Do not yell "Oy Oy!!" or "Blimey love I could give you one!" or "Sexy lady, give us a smile!" or "Hey stud, I like what's in your jeans!" or "I would ride that beard like a rodeo bull" or any similar comments. In fact do not yell at someone, it's pretty tacky at best and can be frightening at worst. Just don't.


If you are wearing an amusing T shirt suggesting you are a 'sex instructor', 'tit squeezer', or 'beard fondler' you may want to wait until another day, but certainly do not reference the T shirt as a witty chat up. Chances are they will not find it witty.

Do not whistle at them, some ladies do like a whistle but the vast majority do not, I don't know about men but I would err on the side of caution, don't whistle. People are not dogs to be summoned.

If you decide speak to this attractive person do so politely, maybe try "Hello" or "It's a lovely day" (unless it's raining then you will look like an idiot, if you are going with weather related chat be sure to know what the actual weather is like). You could be more direct and launch straight into "Sorry to bother you but you are very pretty/handsome and I had to say hello" but it's a riskier approach. Always smile, but not like a serial killer if you can help it.(I do not know what a serial killer smile looks like...but you get the idea)
If the person looks scared, or ignores you. Apologise and walk away.
Do not block their path so they have to stop, do not demand they speak to you, do not badger them to be nice, do not tell them to cheer up, do not insult them or call them frigid. Be nice.

If they smile and chat back, do not assume 'you are in' and suddenly revert to telling them you fancy them rotten and do they want a shag. Keep being nice. Maybe arrange to have a coffee, or offer them your mobile number so you could stay in touch.
If they chat back but make it clear they are already in a relationship or not interested in a new one, see advice re what to do if they ignore you above.

Well done! You have politely spoken to a person you fancy. You have not scared them or been rude. Who knows what will happen next...

If you have any tips do add them in the comments below.

6.5.15

Wordy Wednesday with Miranda Dickinson

Welcome to the very first Wordy Wednesday, in a counter to all those lovely wordless Wednesday pictures here on planet Tattooed Mummy we are focusing on words, and those that write them. We begin with the bestselling author Miranda Dickinson (whose twitter handle rather appropriately is @wurdsmyth) . And I couldn't be more excited, I really enjoyed reading her answers to my questions and I hope you do too.

Miranda is the author of six Sunday Times Bestselling novels: Fairytale of New York, Welcome to My World, It Started With a Kiss, When I Fall in Love, Take a Look at Me Now and I'll Take New York. Her books have been published in six languages and she has been a bestseller in Germany, Italy and Turkey. To date, she has sold over half a million books worldwide. (I don't think I've had that many views on the blog ...)


Miranda

And so the questions begin:


When did you start writing?
I started writing stories as a little girl, never getting past Chapter One because by then another sparkly idea had appeared! (I still have problems with too many ideas to write...) As time went on writing became a hobby but I stopped writing in my late teens because a boy I fancied told me writing was childish and selfish. I didn't start again until I was 28. The moral of this story is, boys you fancy when you're a teenager who like jumping on your dreams are not worth listening to...


What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?
1. Blanket over my knees - I don't know why, but it just helps.
2. Scented candle - I choose a new one for each new book.
3. Some kind of background noise - I put together a playlist for every book I write, but also write well with the radio on in my office.


Do you write to a schedule, e.g. every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?
I would love to say yes, but this has never been the case. I do think it's good to try to write something every day, but I don't beat myself up if I don't manage it. Since having my daughter, Flo, any hope of schedules has vanished so I'm learning to write what I can, whenever I can. But I carry a notebook with me everywhere and have been known to grab twenty minutes' writing in car parks with Flo asleep in the back!


Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?
I'm very fortunate to be able to write full-time now and pay my bills from my books alone. But I only went full-time in late 2013, by which time I'd written five Sunday Times Bestselling novels, all while working in a day job. I also run WriteFoxy writers' events and speak at writing conferences, which helps the bills, too. I think it's a myth that you get to write full-time as soon as you get a book deal - very few writers can. I never expected to be able to cite writing as my main income, so I feel incredibly lucky.


What are your favourite biscuits?
Aha! LOVE a biscuit question! That's a toughie... I'd have to say Happy Face biscuits (the jam and cream sandwich ones with faces on), but Malted Milk biscuits would come a close second.


Where do you do most of your writing?
At the moment I have an office in my spare bedroom, but very soon that will become Flo's room, so I'll probably end up writing on the sofa in the living room. That said, my first four books were written on an old IKEA sofa in a one-bedroom flat I was renting, so I think a sofa is probably my writing spiritual home! I'm a bit partial to writing in coffee shops, too. There's a lovely Starbucks near my mother-in-law's house where I catch a few hours' writing one day a week while she looks after Flo.


What book are you reading at the moment?
I've just read Runaway Summer, the first book in Ruth Saberton's new series, Polwenna Bay. It's like a Cornish holiday in book form! Now I'm gripped (and terrified) by Emma Kavanagh's brilliant book Hidden.


Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience? Do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?
I love social media, first and foremost because I'm a bit of a geek. I've been on Twitter since 2007, long before I was published, and adore it. But I use it to witter about anything and everything - it's why my Twitter name is my nickname, not my author name, because I reserve the right to be myself on there. I've never sought followers, but hopefully am entertaining enough for people to want to follow me. You absolutely have to be having fun on social media, otherwise you just become a sales channel for your books, which is a chore for you and completely boring for those reading your tweets.

I don't know if I've increased my sales because I engage on Twitter, vlog on YouTube, or post on Facebook and Instagram (I try not to plug my books too much), but to be completely honest that isn't why I'm on there. What being on these sites has enabled me to do is to be able to chat to readers and have fun with collaboration (like the #getinvolved challenges I do for each book), both of which I think have enriched my writing.


Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?
I have a Kobo e-reader, which is useful for when I'm travelling, but I much prefer real books. I feel calmer if I have a paperback in my bag and I love nothing more than curling up with a physical book. Ebooks feel like work to me because most of my writing is done on computer screens. And nothing beats the smell of a real book!


Do you dream in colour?
Ooh, great question! I do - and sometimes colours are more vivid in my dreams than in real life.


If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?
What?? No! Um, I would tell myself stories all day and ask everyone I met to tell me a story, too.


What is your ideal holiday?
Staying in a cottage either near mountains or water (or better still, both). I love the UK and most of my holidays are taken here, but Bob and I went to San Francisco for our delayed honeymoon (and to write Take a Look at Me Now) a couple of years ago and I have a real hankering to go back there again...

A huge thank you to Miranda for being my first Wordy Wednesday guest and for answering my questions. Have you read any of her book? Lovely comments are welcomed below!

Miranda's seventh novel, A Parcel for Anna Browne, is published by PanMacmillan in September 2015.


Discover more about Miranda (if you are author stalker like I am):

Website: http://www.miranda-dickinson.com
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wurdsmyth
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MirandaDickinsonAuthor
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/mirandawurdy
Instagram: https://instagram.com/wurdsmyth
Read Miranda's comedy novels-in-progress: http://www.wattpad.com/EllisParker

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