24.6.15

Wordy Wednesday with Marion Grace Woolley

This week I am thrilled to introduce Marion Grace Woolley, I have only just discovered her writing and have been given a copy of her most recent book as an audio book. It's simply blissful! So I'm really excited to read her replies to my interview questions, and learn a little more about her.

Marion Grace Woolley is the author of three previous novels and a collection of short stories. In 2009, she was shortlisted for the Luke Bitmead Bursary for New Writers. She balances her creative impulses with a career in International Development; she has worked and travelled across Africa, Australia, Armenia, and a few other places beginning with 'A'. She is an associate member of the Society of Authors, and is currently at work on her fifth novel.

And so, to the questions:


What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good day’s writing?

1) Isolation. I find it incredibly difficult to write when there’s anyone else in the house. I need to be free to wander around in my PJs, talking to myself in funny voices, or simply to sit there and let my mind wander without anyone interrupting.

2) Internet Connection. I fully accept that this is a double-edged sword. If you have internet, you also have social media, and I think we can all agree that’s usually the death knell to a good day’s writing. On the other hand, you also have Wikipedia, YouTube tutorials, Google’s ‘define’ function, Etymology Online and a half-hundred other fabulous websites that lend rich authenticity to your work.

3) Movies, books and music – I know, that’s three things, so let’s just call it ‘Art’. Sometimes the magic just doesn’t flow. Often, it’s to do with emotion. To write emotion convincingly, it helps to feel it. It’s hard to write about love when you’ve just spent half-an-hour on hold to customer (dis)services, or to reduce your readers to tears when your head is still down the pub with your best mate the night before, making fart jokes and eating Monstermunch.

When you’re not in the mood, you need to get in the mood. Sometimes all it takes is a song, or a scene from a good film.

Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no
money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone?
if not, what else do you do?

I read a recent article saying one in ten writers make a full-time living from it. Considering how many writers there are on social media, I actually thought that was pretty good odds.

No, writing isn’t my main source of income. I’m an international development consultant.

Earlier in the year I also took over the country directorship for a human rights organisation in Rwanda, which is my second home. I first came here in 2007 as a volunteer sign language researcher with VSO, to develop Rwanda’s first dictionary of sign language.

I’ve been very lucky. I’ve had the opportunity to travel quite a bit. It’s a slightly crazy life, but always eventful. I doubt many people can say they spent Christmas in Sierra Leone for a rest.

Even so, I work to buy the time to write. I’m just lucky that the type of work I do affords plenty of material.

What are your favourite biscuits?

Without hesitation: Bakers Romany Creams.

Chunky, chocolatey, coconutty goodness.

Where do you do most of your writing?

At the moment, on the couch. There’s an arse-shaped imprint when I go to get coffee.


Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?

I do enjoy social media, I must admit. Though I’m still sore that Twitter took away its Discover button. My Twitter feed is clogged with ‘Buy me!’ book ads. The Discover channel was my only escape, where I’d do most of my retweeting.

I’m an avid blogger. As a kid, I always wanted to keep a diary, but my handwriting is shocking. Completely illegible. The moment they invented diaries you could type, there was no stopping me. I have several of them.

I also inherited a writing page on Facebook a couple of years back and it now has around sixty thousand likes. I put together a team of volunteers to help me run it. Although I try not to use social media for continuous self-promotion, I must admit to posting one or two links to my stuff on there. Sixty thousand – who wouldn’t?

As to whether it helps sales, I really don’t know. You’d probably be better asking my publishers. I just know that I enjoy it. I’ve certainly found a couple of new authors I like via conversations online, so it’s not beyond the realms of possibility someone has found me.

Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?
My Kindle is my best friend. A whole library in my pocket! I’m still amazed by that.

But let’s get this straight – that doesn’t mean that I love paperbacks any less.

I’ve never understood this either-or schism. It isn’t the paper or the electrons that we’re in love with – it’s the story, the characters. Anything that gets people reading has got to be a good thing, right?

Yes, I have a Kindle. Yes, I have a bookshelf. No, I wouldn’t part with either.

In some cases, e-readers are revolutionary.

Let me give you an example. In my secret life as a development consultant, I recently worked with an incredible organisation in Rwanda called Isaro Foundation. Their main aim is to encourage a literary culture, and to get people reading and writing for pleasure.

They recently set up the country’s first ever e-library. They managed to get forty Kindles donated to a school, and a PC full of donated and free-to-download books. They trained teachers how to use the Kindles, and within a few months they recorded a 70% increase in young people reading for pleasure. It was a combination of traditional books being very expensive to obtain, and the fact the kids just loved playing with the technology.

How could anyone turn up their nose and say e-readers are inferior?

Do you dream in colour?

Multi-colour surround sound. I have been so fascinated with dreams in the past that the first novel I ever wrote was called Lucid. It’s published by Netherworld Books. They marketed it as horror, but it’s more about the link between dreaming and shamanism, the dream juices in our heads and those found in the world around us: in plants, in foods and entheogenic drugs.

Many of the dreams the characters have in that book were drawn from my own.

If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?

Very little, I suspect.

I’d probably be a lot more ignorant, and a lot less empathetic.

Though I suppose it would depend on whether our oral storytelling culture had flourished in the absence of a written one. If so, then perhaps not all would be lost. Though being told a story, and being allowed to read it, is always a little different. In the first instance, the story belongs to the storyteller. In the second, it belongs to you.

It’s more likely I would have accidentally topped myself, there being no labels in the medicine cabinet.

What is your ideal holiday?

Funny you should ask that. Right now I am longing to head back to Blighty. I’ve been away from the UK for a year now, eight months of which I didn’t have a hot shower. I’ve been on a road trip through Laos which filled me with excitement, I’ve been to refugee camps in Congo which filled me with rage, and I’ve been to an elephant orphanage in Kenya that was so cute I was filled with fuzziness.

Now, I want to go home, see my family, take a hot bath and enjoy a nice, flat pint of beer.

Right now, I can think of no holiday finer.

Huge thanks to Marion for her thoughtful and interesting answers! Her latest book, Those Rosy Hours at Mazandaran is available now.

A young woman confronts her own dark desires, and finds her match in a masked conjurer turned assassin.

Inspired by Gaston Leroux's The Phantom of the Opera, Marion Grace Woolley takes us on forbidden adventures through a time that has been written out of history books.

  
"...beneath the mists of time. I was the first, you see. The very first daughter. There would be many like me to come. Svelte little figures, each with saffron skin and wide, dark eyes. Every one possessing a voice like honey, able to twist the santur strings of our father’s heart."

It begins with a rumour, an exciting whisper. Anything to break the tedium of the harem for the Shah’s eldest daughter. People speak of a man with a face so vile it would make a hangman faint, but a voice as sweet as an angel’s kiss. A master of illusion and stealth. A masked performer, known only as Vachon.

For once, the truth will outshine the tales.
On her birthday, the Shah gifts his eldest daughter Afsar a circus. With it comes a man who will change everything.
Note: Mature subject matter

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23.6.15

Safe and clean - a review of Aquaint water based sanitiser

A little gem has appeared and become an instant favourite on my 'things to take when I go out' list.


Small and easy to fit in my bag a bottle of Aquaint has replaced a previously carried bottle of alcohol based hand gel.


Aquaint's claims made me initially think it must be too good to be true! Kills 99.9% of all sorts of horrors, can be used on babies and children (from birth!), isn't dangerous if ingested, can be used to clean 'things' as well as hands, dummies, rattles, (so if anyone throws their toys out of the pram they can go right back in after a quick spray and wipe) plates (perfect when camping as I often leave things to dry in the sun where flies no doubt have a wander!) and even fruit!


So could it really be true? Water based, non toxic safe and yet kills bacteria, fungus, viruses...


Well it turns out yes it can! I had a look through various scientific papers that have looked into using hypochlorous acid as a disinfectant and the results were all positive. It's a naturally occurring acid and not toxic, your own body makes it anyway, and after testing it for a few days I'm hooked! No dry skin as it's water based, no strong smell (great just before you eat a sandwich!) I will be stocking up with a few bottles in preparation for festival season.


I can't imagine why I hadn't heard of this product before.


Disclosure - I was sent a couple of bottles of Aquaint for the purposes of the review - but I'm genuinely happy to recommend this product.



Aquaint is a 100 per cent natural, eco-friendly water-based sanitiser that kills 99.9 percent of bacteria in seconds. Water provides the base for the product to be highly effective as a cleanser and its only other ingredient, Hypochlorous Acid, provides its anti-bacterial properties. Hypochlorous Acid is a harmless, natural acid produced by the human body to kill bacteria.
Aquaint has passed official UK Drinking Water tests and is endorsed by Allergy UK as an ‘Allergy Friendly Product’. It is the safest sanitiser on the market and ideal for the most sensitive and delicate skin from birth. Its lack of chemicals, fragrances and preservatives mean it is completely harmless, even if digested. It can even be used as a mouthwash.

Product Overview

  • Suitable for use on the skin, surfaces and even on food
  • Safe to use from birth
  • Suitable for sensitive skin and endorsed as an ‘Allergy Friendly Product’
  • Kills 99.9% of bacteria in seconds
  • Multiple uses at home, out and about and while travelling
  • Does not dry out or irritate the skin, even after repeated use
  • Does not need to be rinsed off
  • Gentle, powerful and extremely safe
  • Harmless if swallowed
  • Safe to be handled unsupervised by infants
  • Eco friendly
  • Safe as drinking water!

It is available in a 500ml trigger spray bottle (£4.99) for use around the house on kitchen worktops, dining tables or in the car and can even by sprayed onto food. The handy 50ml mini spray bottle (£2.49) is ideal for carrying in your handbag, keeping on your desk or taking on days out, camping trips and festivals as a quick and easy way to cleanse hands or skin.
It can be used to freshen-up and deodorise the body naturally, used as a mouthwash or mouth freshener and sprayed directly on to the skin or surfaces without the need to rinse off as it does not leave behind any residues or toxic chemicals. Aquaint is perfect if you’re worried about exposure to harsh chemicals as it does not contain any alcohol, Parabens, Pthalates etc.

Aquaint is stocked in Boots, Babies R Us, Ocado, Vital Baby, JoJo Maman Bebe, NCT Shop and Amazon and is available to purchase on the website at www.aquaint-uk.com.

18.6.15

Banana cake recipe

Yesterday evening I made a banana cake. I live tweeted it because I am silly like that - but I also thought I'd blog it because I've made this recipe twice now (on recommendation form @parsnip45 on twitter) and it's really nice. And the second time I needed the recipe I'd lost the link!

The recipe is so nice that my husband is sneakily buying bananas and hiding them until they are over ripe and then declaring "Oh you'd better make a banana cake with these, shame to waste them"

Reasons we like the cake are; it's easy to make, it uses up over ripe bananas (and we all know how they suddenly go brown when no one is looking), it has no nuts in (though you could probably add walnuts if you like them, I do but DH doesn't) and no raisins either. It's just banana cake.

I use a recipe form The BBC site  http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bananabread_85720 but I slightly alter it, I miss out the salt and add up to 2oz less sugar than the recipe calls for. I don't like a really sweet cake and even with the less sugar it tastes nice.

So here is the step by step guide.

  • 285g/10oz flour (I use self raising, but plain works)
  • 1 tsp bicarbonate of soda (less if using self raising flour)
  • 110g/4oz butter
  • 170g/6oz caster sugar (this is less than the BBC version, but I prefer it)
  • 2 eggs
  • 4 ripe bananas, mashed
  • 85ml/3fl oz buttermilk (or normal milk mixed with 1½ tsp lemon juice or vinegar) - I just add some lemon juice to semi-skimmed milk and it thickens it ok
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

You need, weighing scales, 3 large-ish mixing bowls, a wooden spoon, a fork, a sieve, a loaf tin (5inches by 8inches) and an oven!

old fashioned scales and imperial weights
First I sieve the flour and the bicarb in a large bowl.
flour and imperial weights

Then cream the butter and sugar in another bowl.
creaming butter and caster sugar

Mash the bananas in your third bowl using a fork. (this is a perfect job for kids if they are helping)
mashed banana

Add the mashed bananas to the butter and sugar, add the eggs, vanilla extract and milk too, mix it up - it will be sloppy.
baking preparation eggs

Fold the sloppy mix into the flour.
cake mix

Line a loaf tin with baking paper and pour in the mix. Sprinkle some soft brown sugar on the top (optional but gives an ace crunchy texture and a shine)
cake mix in loaf tin

Bake for about 1 hour 20 minutes on gas 4 (check cake is cooked through by poking a knife into it - knife should come out clean not sticky, give it a few more minutes if it's not done)
Banana cake

Lift it out and cool it - we often eat it while it's still warm! It's a really moist cake, probably keeps OK but I have no experience of this!


17.6.15

Wordy Wednesday with Dr Sara Read

Today's Wordy Wednesday is a high culture affair, with none other than Dr Sara Read, who cunningly lured me into her historical literary works with promises of information about menstruation through the ages. Who wouldn't leap at the chance, well maybe you, but not me because I love that kind of weird detail of lives gone by. So with out further ado I present an interview with Sara...

When did you start writing?
I didn't write anything of any length until I went to university as a mature student in my early 30s

What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?

Quiet (in a busy family and work life, this is sometime hard to find).
Good weather - this might sound strange but everything comes more easily to me when the sun is shining.
Coffee and biscuits.

Do you write to a schedule, eg every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?

Absolutely not. I have learned over the years not to panic if I can't write at a particular moment, in the confidence that when the time is right the words will flow and they will be all the better for not forcing the issue. I do something else and come back to it now.


Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?
I write both academic books and articles and books and articles for a broader readership. The academic books are part of my job a lecturer in English at a university. As lecturers our time is divided between teaching and research and we have an obligation to publish this research. So, my main income is from my lecturing job. I have the best of both worlds in many ways as I am employed part-time which gives me the space to write the non-academic social history publications too.


What are your favourite biscuits?

Choc chip cookies - my daughter makes the most amazing wheat free ones for me

Where do you do most of your writing?

At the kitchen table.

What book are you reading at the moment?
I am reading the diary of a Derbyshire vicar/physician from the eighteenth century for research and am reading One Moment, One Morning by Sarah Rayner for relaxation


Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?
I use Twitter for engagement. It is fun and definitely drives sales. I'm @floweringbodies on Twitter. The name is a reference to my previous research. The most common name for periods in the seventeenth century was 'the flowers' and my first academic book Menstruation and the Female Body in Early Modern England (Palgrave, 2013) is a study of attitudes to the female reproductive body and the blood loss associated with significant moments in a woman's reproductive life (menarche, menstruation, lochial bleeding, menopause).  

Twitter is great for those interested in social history too. There is large body of people using the 'twitterstorians' hashtag which links to all sorts of interesting facts from images to blogs.

Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?
I do own an e-reader but have only used it a handful of times. I like paper books.


Do you dream in colour?
yes!

If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?

garden more, listen to music more, walk the dog more.

What is your ideal holiday?
With my family, somewhere warm and sunny where I can have a mixture of interesting sight-seeing trips and relaxing, reading, pool days.


Dr Read's current book is Maids, Wives, Widows and is available for £15.99 via http://www.pen-and-sword.co.uk/


 Maids, Wives, Widows is a lively exploration of the everyday lives of women in early modern England, from 1540-1740. The book uncovers details of how women filled their days, what they liked to eat and drink, what jobs they held, and how they raised their children. With chapters devoted to beauty regimes, fashion, and literature, the book also examines the cultural as well as the domestic aspect of early modern women's lives. Further, the book answers questions such as how women understood and dealt with their monthly periods and what it was like to give birth in a time before modern obstetric care was available.
The book also highlights key moments in women's history such as the publication in 1671, of the first midwifery guide by an English woman, Jane Sharp. The turmoil caused by the Civil Wars of the 1640s gave rise to a number of religious sects in which women participated to a surprising extent and some of their stories are included in this book. Also scrutinised are cases of notorious criminals such as murderer Sarah Malcolm and confidence trickster Mary Toft who pretended to give birth to rabbits.<< probably worth reading for this alone tbh!
 
Overall the book describes the experiences of women over a two hundred year period noting the changes and continuities of daily life during this fascinating era.

Thank you to Dr Sara Read for answering my questions and for joining in Wordy Wednesday.


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11.6.15

Dogs and the law

I don't have dogs anymore, both of mine died several years ago, they were old and sick and I miss them very much. Two border terriers are amazing fun and a house is quiet (and easier to clean) without them. Though dropped biscuits have to be picked up now, when you have dogs dropped biscuits mysteriously vanish.

Both of my dogs were microchipped and I have always been a firm believer that identifying your dog in that way is a sensible precaution, useful if they run off, are stolen and later abandoned, or to confirm ownership.



If your dog is not chipped you should read this!

"Most dog owners are unprepared for new legislation which makes it compulsory to microchip their pets from April 2016. Online retailer MedicAnimal has taken a straw poll of animal rescues and believes that over 3.5 million dogs still have to be microchipped before the deadline – or around 360,000 each month. A further 2.7 million dog owners could be prosecuted for failing to keep their contact details up to date.

The new law comes into place from 6th April 2016 in England and spring 2016 in Scotland and Wales, requiring that dogs are chipped and owners keep their contact details up to date. The animal shelters and rescues that MedicAnimal spoke to claimed that about half of the animals that could be identified by their chip could not be quickly reunited with their owners as so many had not taken this simple step to ensure they could be contacted.

MedicAnimal founder and vet, Andrew Bucher says that caring pet owners could significantly reduce the burden on animal charities by having their pet microchipped. “Chipped pets can quickly be reunited with their owners as long as the contact details are correct but those that are not are rarely reunited and in fact place a tremendous strain on the resources of animal charities.”

While the law does not currently require cats to be microchipped, it is estimated that over 5 million cats remain unchipped. “Shelters told us that it was quite common for people to present cats at shelters as ‘stray’ when in fact they are not. We heard of one case where a chance in a million visual identification of a cat on a charity website resulted in him being reunited with his owners 8 years after going missing – at 11 years old he had lived more years away from his owners than with them. While it’s great that he was returned home, he required extensive treatment for a sore mouth and had clearly suffered.”



He continued, “Not knowing what has happened to your missing pet is a dreadful situation for any pet owner and we are reminding everyone to not just chip their pets but to keep their contact details up to date too. There are clearly millions of people set to break the law by spring next year and our plea to them is to please think about acting now to give vets and implanters time to chip and register their pets.” "

Find out more about microchipping here - or contact your vet.

10.6.15

Wordy Wednesday with Edward Kendrick

This week it's the turn of Edward Kendrick to be in the writer's hotseat and answer my questions. He is a self published author with 2 novels under his belt, Blank Canvas and Still Life

Amazon describe Blank Canvas  

An accident on a colonial ship leaves it crippled and drifting through space. The custodial crew of seven have suffered losses and with no way to repair their vessel they must abandon the ship to organize a rescue mission from Homeworld. They leave behind a single crew member to keep watch over the five-hundred-thousand colonists asleep in suspended animation. Left alone, facing months if not years of isolation, a woman set to be the colony's ‘master artist’ must battle the demons of her past and the despair and loneliness of her present if she is to ever have a future...
 And it's as intriguing as it sounds. 

Ed is married, and has seven children. He resides on the South Coast and manages somehow to work, bring up a family, remain sane AND write. He likes comics.




So I asked him a few questions...

When did you start writing?

I started writing with real intent in 2002. Before then I'd been a keen (my parents would say 'overly keen') role player. I'd get the gig in the game master chair and I'd have a ball and set up these stories and get automatic feedback. That was cool when it was going well, though when the room is dying and it's clear everyone wants to go down the pub to avoid you and your mad rantings then you feel (indicates a very small space between thumb and forefinger) ... this big.

In 2001 I decided to go for it and write something with the intent on becoming the next Stephen King, only shorter and less good. To be fair, it was a pile of crap. I stared myself in the mirror and came to the shocking conclusion that I couldn't write. Magic didn't spring forth from my fingertips. I didn't crap rainbows. I was not the master of the word.

Damn those reality checks.

Anyway, I could have stopped there, but instead I decided to rewrite and make a bit more of an effort. Clearly I was one of those people that had to work on it for a long time. Well, I did. I still don't think the writing is very good on that book and it remains in a draw, looking skeleton like as it clatters around in my writing closet. But I do like the plot.

From there I shifted to screenplays and I enjoyed doing them, and I learned a lot. But they didn't show some magical might that I hadn't discovered either.

In 2011 I wrote Blank Canvas. I established rules for myself and set the task of reaching the end of the Nanowrimo with at least a part of a book intact. I managed to get all the way through and to be honest I haven't looked back from then. I've written seven books since 2011 and though none of them have been picked up by agents or publishers I believe I am making excellent progress in my own journey. Self-publishing two of the seven helped me to reach audiences and to come to learn more about my strengths and weaknesses. I still have much to learn, but I feel I have a lot to give as well.

What three things would you like to facilitate a days writing?

The three main weapons of the writer are FEAR, SURPRISE AND RUTHLESS EFFIENCY and AN ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION TO THE POPE… and nice red uniforms. No, seriously. 

Past the need for something to write on, something to write with and the power to do all that I’d have to pick music, tea and BATTENBERG! Yes, the cake that Prometheous stole from the gods and gave to humankind. Ah, segmented yellow and pink blocks of glory! How I love thee! 

The music is the key ingredient in that mix, the other two just help to keep the energy levels up. I hit mood through music and have several albums for each book. They become wrapped around the story I’m telling so much so that I can put the c.d on in the kitchen while washing up and be working out effective plot twists and other such stuff.
Music is vital for me.

Do you write to a schedule?
If I’m not working on a building site then I’ll write through several sessions in the day, try and make a big word count and push the story along in a logical and controlled way. If I’m working then I have to write in the evenings, which can be tough when you’ve pulled a hard day on site. Add on top of that my wife and her awesome writing as well then we have a serious need to control the amount of time we can put into any project.

For me, I have to face the screen and dance. Even if I don’t want to. I switch on my netbook, muck about on Twitter and check my email, maybe check out some research, then open documents and check what I did the day before. Once I’ve had a good scan through then I start, regardless if I’m in the mood or not.
While I’m checking out all the internet stuff I have the album I’m writing to on. 
I also try to set daily and weekly targets. For instance, at present I’m writing the third book in the Gita Askari series. I have a final word count target and I have a time scale to see it done in. At present I’m trying to get two thousand five hundred from each writing session. That can be tough after a hard day, but I find I can push myself to that without too much effort.

Is writing your main source of income?
Sadly, no. To be honest, I make no money from writing at all. Few people buy my books and fewer leave reviews*. I am in the dusty desert of the literary world, staggering through a dust storm that would surely kill me if not for my trusty bandana, or my job, as I like to call it.

That doesn’t mean I’m not over the moon when someone says they like what I do, pops me a tweet or a little email. I am, but I’m also under no illusions as to my reality, and that is clearly that writing is something I love to do, but does not support me at all. I obviously want it to, and hope that at some point in the future I can make enough to replace my labouring jobs income, but that seems like a long way off. 

What are your favourite biscuits?
I adore a custard cream. I love a jaffa cake. But I keep my proper super man love for the Oreo cookie. Why the Oreo? Is it the ritual of twist, lick, dunk, lick, dunk, repeat? Yes! But no. The real reason I love them so much is because they taste lovely, and they happen to be the Martian Manhunter’s favourite biscuit.
I loved the Justice League comics when I was a teen and The Manhunter loved his Oreos, but they didn’t sell them over here. I would sit there wondering what they tasted like. It was clear the American audience knew, BUT I DIDN’T! ARGGGHH!
Anyway. That’s my fav. Oreos. Because a fictitious green superhero likes them.

Where do you do most of your writing?
Well, all the magic happens in the bedroom. No, I mean it. I sit on the bed and write with the pillows propping up my back and my laptop on a board that sits on a cushion (so I don’t bake my sperm, or something).
We have a desk in the corner. It’s a kit furniture thing and it does the job well, but I have a really bad knee and if I sit at the desk it makes my leg hurt. Proper hurt. So I sit cross legged on the bed and let the music wash over me and get the magic flowing.

What book are you reading at the moment?
Well, I’m so tired by the time bedtime comes that I’m finding it hard to focus on anything. That can be very frustrating. Still, I have two on the go. I have ‘Fog’ by Michael Wombat (that I really must get on with so I can leave a review) and Homer’s The Iliad and the The Odyssey. We bought a special edition when we went to the British Museum a little while ago. We thought they were reduced and so I got that and my wife grabbed Plato’s Republic. Turned out that we’d read the sign wrong and they weren’t reduced, but we couldn’t put them back. They were so beautiful.

Do you use social media?
Yes! Of course! I came to Twitter a good few years ago because I got sick of Facebook.
On Twitter I found people that I have fallen head over heels in platonic love with. Buddies and mates, pals and wonderfully encouraging souls. I adore the beast we call Twitter.
It isn’t all plain sailing of course, sometimes you get pulled up for saying something stupid. Sometimes you Tweet before you think and then end up regretting that minute of madness or sloppy spelling. That’s life. Live with it and move on.
I do restrict the amount of pimping I do for my own work for several reasons. To be honest, I’m not a famous or desired writer, so the people that follow me are probably the only people that know I exist really. So to bombard them with tweets about my work seems totally pointless.  I hit a link up every few days, try and make myself sound clever, or the book to sound good, and then forget about it. I find it far more fun to share with people what I’m watching, listening to and reading. I love throwing up a link for someone else’s work, hoping I can convince just one other person to enjoy something that I think is cool.
Does the sharing thing increase sales? Well, when I have a special offer on then I get more downloads, but that’s because it’s cheap, or free. I don’t see the increased download activity continue when the books go back up in price, so for me, no. Not really.
That’s cool. I’m happy for every download I get. Sure, I want to have more and be paid well and get on and walk into a Waterstones and see my book sitting front and centre. Not getting that won’t stop me writing. I’m here for the long haul.

Do you own an e-reader?
My wife owns an e-reader. It’s a kindle. I bought it for her for Christmas. The Kindle is tied into my account so that she can download whatever she likes and I’m still paying for it. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.
I have started reading things on the Kindle when she isn’t using it, but I prefer the paperback. It has a magic about it. Pages and pages that smell and can be left on shelves, or carried into the toilet, or dropped in the bath, left on the radiator and then look like they should be helping Indiana Jones find the lost city of Smeg.
I like the idea of the e-reader. It’s great! But I love the book more.

Do you dream in colour?
I do. I have a fairly active dream life as well. I regularly wake up and scratch my head and ask what the hell that was all about?! That can be cool. I also do that vague dream control thing. You know? When something happens and you go, ‘no’ and you can change it about a bit? That. It’s great when the dreams are good, but when I have nightmares they are pretty vivid, normally quite violent and I find that I keep changing direction to avoid danger only for it to be down the turn that I selected after a ‘no’.
Weird, terrifying, and cool question.

If reading and writing were banned what would you do instead?
I always wanted to be able to draw comics. Paint landscapes. Touch people with the art I produce. I love the idea of being a musician. So if I couldn’t read or write I would play music or paint.
I’d need some expression to come forth or suffer a downward turn. Inactivity like that is a bad trigger for me. I’m aware of it and so I keep myself active. I don’t like the dark hole and I know that once I’m in it climbing out is a draining and wretched exercise.

What is your ideal holiday?
Free time with my wife. That’s the thing that centres me.
We have awesome kids and we always try and have a lot of fun, even while on a limited budget, but what keeps me sane is making sure that bond between myself and my wife is rock solid.
I suppose what you really want to hear is where I want to go? Well, I love Cornwall, and I want to go to Scotland. Farther a field? Okay, I always wanted to see Sweden, Canada and Greenland. I love the thought of looking up into the Northern Lights. Amsterdam would be high on my list and so would Berlin and New York.
At present I don’t even have a passport and have never left the country, so perhaps treasuring the time with my wife is a more realistic holiday.

As a finishing note I’d just like to encourage anyone reading to go out, or stay in, and do something they love. If you want to write, then write. Don’t sit and wait for it to happen. Don’t wait for magic to make you paint. Get painting. Do something you like doing and keep doing it. You’ll get better at it and be able to understand more about what you do and why you do it. In time, other people may come to love what you do.

* I think was a hint


Thanks to Ed for some great answers. Nice to see another Monty Python fan and a lover of Battenberg, which DD has only just discovered and is a massive fan of.

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The follow up to Blank Canvas is Still Life 
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Disclosure : I received an early unedited copy of Still Life for review (but I've since bought it too)


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9.6.15

When your child goes to her first festival without you.

I blog a lot about camping and festivals over at www.tentsandfestivals.co.uk but this post needs to be here.

I've been taking DD to festivals since she was about 7. And she loves them, she loves the music, the dancing, the food, the people, the dressing up, the not washing, the chaos, the queues, the weather....she loves them for all the things that make them a festival so it shouldn't be a surprise to me that when her friend asked if she wanted a spare ticket to Wildlife Festival she leapt at the chance.

DD is 15. Her friends are a similar age. The festival was a two day affair but did not involve camping, so she'd sleep over at her friend's house, and her friend's parents would be taking them, and while they wouldn't all stay together in the festival itself, it all seemed pretty tame and safe. So at midday on Saturday, clad in short shorts a crop top, black and silver wellingtons and shades, my daughter, now looking at least 17, set off for the festival.

At 3pm I sent her a text hoping she was having fun. My internal monologue was saying
don't text her, she's fine, she doesn't want to be fussed by her mum, what could have happened in 3 hours? nothing that's what, leave her alone, the sun is shining, she's fine

No reply.
At 5pm I sent her a text saying I hoped she wasn't too cold. (She did pack a jumper)
internal monologue : she's fine, she didn't reply because she's having fun, she's with her mates, she hasn't been raped and left for dead behind the portable chemical toilets,stop it! where did that thought come from, she's fine, good grief, give it a rest, stop texting her.

No reply.
At 10pm I went to bed, I sent a text to say good night and would she text when she got back to her mates...so I knew she was alive.
internal monologue : well now you've blown it, she'll know you are worried, you've spoiled her day, her friends will think you are nuerotic and she'll hate you, but what if she's taken dodgy drugs and is in the hospital even now? for goodness sake her friends mum would have text you, go to sleep!

Waking at 3am I glance at my phone ...no reply.
Internal monologue : go to sleep, she's not dead...she's probably dead, you'll blame yourself about this forever, go to sleep she's fine.

at 8am my phone buzzes ...text "Sorry we got back at midnight, had an ace time, we were right at the front by the barrier, best festival ever, can't wait for more today"

Yeah...me too

5.6.15

Organised Parent or Relaxed and Wild?

How organised a parent are you? A conversation amongst some other parents today made me wonder. By nature I'm a laid back hippy kind of person, stuff happens, I worry about it when it does and I live a lot of my life unplanned and just thinking 'what's the worst that can happen?'

When Dd was a baby I breastfed and so I was able to leave the house without a range of baby things, just a folding change mat and a spare nappy (not for a trip lasting less than an hour) and maybe a small pack of baby wipes. As DD got older I had to stash potties around the house and took one in the car, but I always forgot snacks (boobs were hard to forget you see!) and drinks, so I often had to buy them out.

*shrug* but whats the worst that can happen?
What's the worst that can happen?
 My husband is totally the opposite, he likes to plan everything for the whole day with timings and disaster plans and plan b's and plan c's in case plan b fails. (this may explain why I love festivals and camping and he doesn't)

When DD started school we started using the calendar a lot more to mark everything from parent teacher meetings to dentist check ups to picnic dates with friends. But DH ever the organised one still feared we might miss something so we also have a whiteboard in the kitchen to write down everything that is happening in the week. We consult the calendar on a Sunday and fill it in.
Mr TM - taking control of the ship

We add what everyone is doing so that adding in new things can be planned around events already booked. For example, on an average week the planner will have DD's music lessons, after school clubs, days she is out with friends, the car MOT, a Drs appt, a reminder to put the bins out, dates homework is due in (by subject), library books due back, an inset day, a half day I've booked as annual leave, a day I'll be late home due to a meeting etc etc

And I confess it does help! We rarely miss things, or double book. Forms are sent in on time for school and we don't get library book fines.

My husband is a SAHD so this also means fabulous home planning! Shopping done, washing all sorted, school uniform washed and dried and ready for Monday, lawns mowed...

But are we over organised? I think I'm starting to feel weird, like the dreaded 'perfect parent' that the internet sneers so hard at. And I can't even take the credit really! It's all down to DH and his planning skills. Maybe because I have to be organised at work I tend to be less organised at home (I doubt it, I think it's just me)

So tell me - are we over planning? Are you already vomiting into a bowl? Do you plan things? Or are you a chaotic house of lost shoes and missing school bags (no judgement, what ever works for you!) I'd love to know, please add a comment below.

And no, you can't have him, I saw him first.

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