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23.9.15

Wordy Wednesday with Michael Wombat

Today I introduce you to a weird twitter friend. Michael Wombat, be assured that in this context 'weird' is a compliment and merely differentiates him from the normal and boring. He has written the 'sexy, funny and violent' Fog and more recently a collection of stories Blood on the Ground, both available on kindle (the Kindle app is free on ipad, android and PC so no excuse) and you can buy them via Amazon.

Michael is a Yorkshireman living in the rural green hills of Lancashire, and a man of huge beard. (this in no way swayed my choice of author this week) He has a penchant for good single-malts, inept football teams, big daft dogs and the diary of Mr. Samuel Pepys. He spends his time writing and pretending to take good photographs.

And so I quizzed him...

When did you start writing?

In the last century. Like so many others I wrote down the stories that I'd make up for the children about our pets, in our case rabbits and cats. I typed up a word document and promptly forgot about it. Twenty years later I was chatting with indie author Alex Brightsmith (do check her out, her writing is deft and enthralling). She encouraged me to dig out the old manuscript and self-publish it. Warren Peace came out in 2012 and I've not been able to stop since.

What 3 things (not including paper, computer, pens) would you like to facilitate a good days writing?

Is silence a thing? Then silence, mostly, or at most the "wandering through the countryside" tracks from the Skyrim soundtrack. At the moment I'm working on a novel set in 1322, so occasionally a bit of plainsong or medieval polyphony. Also coffee and a bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask please.

Do you write to a schedule, eg every day or three times a week, set times, etc or do you write as and when the mood strikes?

I can't write to a schedule at all, although I admire the work ethic of those (like Ed Kendrick) who do. Deadlines royally piss me off and I feel obliged to stick two fingers up at their temerity. I have to wait for the fancy to take me, and I don't always fancy the current WIP. That's where a quick flash comes in handy ;-)

Is writing your main source of income, I read lots of articles saying writers make no money, and my readers asked this question a lot! Can you survive on book writing alone? if not, what else do you do?

A world of no. I do this entirely for love, and although my books do sell, it's not in enough numbers to buy me, say, a remote Scottish island. I'm retired now, though I used to be a computer expert paid handsomely for my arcane knowledge. Even further back I was a forester, a far more interesting job entirely.

What are your favourite biscuits?

I like a ginger biscuit dunked in milk. Interestingly, when I ran my Biscuit World Cup, polling readers' opinions, the winner was shortbread. SHORTBREAD! I suspect foul play.

Tea or coffee?

Tea on waking, coffee for the rest of the day. I like to make a cafetiere from freshly ground beans that I buy from Bolton market. <

Where do you do most of your writing?

At the battered old laptop on my desk in the front room. If I'm out and about I write on my HUDL. "Swipe" typing makes this fast and easy. <

What book are you reading at the moment?

Michael Chabon's Kavalier and Clay, and Ian Mortimer's invaluable and engrossing The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England. Plus I'm always reading The Diaries of Samuel Pepys. He's my constant companion.

Do you use social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) to engage with your audience, do you think it helps sales and do you find it fun or a chore?

Hell yeah, it's immense fun! One of my favourite things to do is to put Twitter followers and Facebook friends in my books. At their request, of course - I don't just bung them in there. It's surprising how many people want to be a baddie. It's tremendously engaging, and I'm certain that it boosts sales.

Do you own an e-reader? and do you prefer to read digital or paper copy?

I have an old first-edition Kindle. I prefer the feel and smell of paper, but the convenience of an eReader makes owning one essential. <

If you could genetically cross and animal with a fruit or vegetable what would you choose and why? I'm currently keen on a cucumber ferret, for the nice colour and suspicious slinkiness...
Best question ever. (thank you kind sir)  I've kind of done this already in Tooth and Claw, but at the moment I quite fancy a chilli dog. What do you mean, that's cheating? Oh alright, a Potato Spider, spinning webs of French Fries. <

If reading and writing were banned, what would you do instead?

Play my ukuleles all the livelong day.

Would you rather be naked in a room of clothed people or clothed in a room of naked people?

Yes please.

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4.12.13

Book Review - Porridge the Two Faced Parrot by Jaylen Grace

I was recently sent a copy of a children's book to review. I worried that it would be too 'young' for my DD who is 14, but it turned out she found it both engrossing and hilarious.So much so that she blogged a review on her own blog here.

I'm not sure what age group the book is aimed at but as the author dedicates the book to 'all kids' I'm going to suggest if your child understands the word 'fart' they are the right age.

Did I mention it's a bit rude? Not the sort of rude an adult minds but just the sort of rude to have small people sniggering in minutes.

The story begins as we meet a deaf granny, a school teacher, a small boy and a rehomed parrot. Farce style misunderstandings abound in the first few chapters and continue through out the book, as Porridge (the parrot) is a suspiciously good mimic of voices and has the knack of saying just the wrong thing at just the wrong time. But Porridge has some other, unforeseen skills...

26.9.13

Grandparents, they do talk some ...

Grandparents, they do talk some ...rubbish...or maybe grandparents are the owners and distributors of wondrous tales, maybe they even tell us facts and teach us history...

Granpa Guff certainly claims this is the case in his new story ' Pasta Wars' which I was recently sent to review. It's a children's book, but the sort that is fun for an adult to read. It has (much like the previous book The Accidental Astronaut) lovely pictures, in fact I rather prefer the pictures in this book with their slight sepia tone and colour detail.

The story is an old historical one, based in NYC and the (now infamous) Pasta Wars. As I'm married to an Italian I was only too familiar with the tale of Italian immigrants and the wars that started when Mama Spaghetti came up against Mr Linguine and Mr Tagliatelle... there is talk of hair oil, waxed moustaches, restaurants, sabotage, intrigue....war! and of course the damage done with a pizza can be huge!

Another entertaining and possibly not quite factually accurate tale from Granpa Guff.

I preferred this story to the previous one, partly as the pictures were better (imo) and partly as the story is all about food, and Italian food at that! If you like pizza, pasta, cheese, and seafood then this is a book for you! If you are a child and like disgusting things this is also a book for you...

Why not settle down with a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti and have a read. Discover how some common phrases came to be, discover why motor scooters deliver pizza, why Italian restaurants have such huge pepper mills, and why Granpa still needs so much of that 'back medicine' of his...

A fun book for children to read aloud or to read to younger ones. Be sure to do your best Italian accent.

Not sure when this is out? But I'll update when I know! (Now that I've whet your appetite!)

and follow GranpaGuff on twitter - who knows, things might get interesting, capisce?

Disclaimer : I was sent a free electronic copy of the book for the purposes of the review.

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