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The Spanish inquisition; I've been tagged by London City mum

Here’s the thing, you get to be interrogated and then make you own questions and interrogate some other unsuspecting bloggers – what fun!

Here are the questions I have to answer..

1. Name of your first pet?

Hmm I’ll lie as it’s a common one to check passwords ;-) but I have (at some point) had a pet named Shamus, he was a savage hamster that ate live caterpillars and bit anyone that wasn’t quick enough to get out of the way. I never ever touched him until he died, preferring to transfer him from cage to box on ‘hamster clean out day’ using a paper cup. Strangely I loved him.

2. Your most delectable piece of lingerie?

I buy cheap undies (what a confession!) Hubby likes plain stuff on me anyway, I like black with pink trim, my fave set is from Primani. I like wearing stockings though.....

3. Be a famous person for a day - who and why?

Tricky, I’m not really keen on famous, don’t know many celebrities and those I do I mostly loathe. Someone that gets to travel a lot I guess, that annoyingly posh Saba Douglas-Hamilton who does the nature programs, I’d love to see lions and elephants in the wild, and she’s good looking, so that’s a bonus.

4. Your neighbour's dog chews up your prized, and very expensive, Manolos. What do you do?

I would be amazed I had any Manolos! I once had a fox chew up a pair of Birkenstocks I left overnight on the lawn…..I blame myself.

5. If you could only eat three things for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Cheese & Branston Pickle sandwiches on fresh white bread

Chicken Dhansak with rice

Fresh raspberries

Do I get a drink too? BEER!!

6. Caught speeding. How do you get out of it?

I never speed. No really, I pride myself on it.

7. Secret crush as an adult?

Too many to list all – at least one on twitter, you all know I have a thing for @jasonbradbury – it’s the lycra clad geekiness of the man!

8. Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

Right (when you are laying on it)

9. Tom Cruise: kiss, marry or send to live permanently with the Pope?

He’s a freak. The Pope is welcome to his Scientology loving short little arse.

10. Rudest word you have in your (child-free) vocabulary?

I don’t know many good rude words (just the usual) , I tend to steal portmanteau words from my 10 year old – they have more impact, current favourite is Poo-bum-willy-head

and with that I shall pass this on to




Marley & Lola - see even dogs can play!

and Kay, at born to be a red headed woman

And they shall answer the following questions

What is your favourite name for a girl that you haven’t used for any of your own children?

If you could live in any country EXCEPT the one you live in now which would you choose and why?

Chocolate or chips – if one was to be banned which would you pick?

If you won a million on the lottery what would be the first thing you would buy?

What catches your eye first in a member of the opposite sex?

Trapped on a dessert island you can only have one book to read, which would you pick?

You get out of a store and realise you have something in your hand you didn’t pay for. You got away with it. Do you return it? Or keep quiet and keep it?

What always cheers you up?

You have a whole day to yourself, but no money or internet. What would you do and would it be heaven or hell?

Where will you go when you die?

Looking forward to the answers!


  1. That was unexpected..

  2. Excellent questions and answers. I loved your rude word very funny. Thanks for the tag. xx

  3. Love your answers. Thank you for playing!

    LCM x

  4. Oh so excited. Can't wait to answer questions and interrogate some other unsuspecting bloggers mwah wah hahaha. Love pooh bum Willy head. Cool.

  5. "portmanteau" - I <3 that word.

  6. Today, I shall call all irritating fuckers Poo-bum-willy-head :)

  7. didn't Flanders & Swan do a song called pee poo bum willy?!

    ta for the ta!

  8. Hmmm, so this was you. Nice to find you out in the blog world ... sent via Kay, who tagged me.


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