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You know I'm all about that beard (song parody)

I need a bearded guy to sing this for me....you know you want to


Because you know
I'm all about that beard

'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no young boy
But I can tug it, tug it
Like it's a face toy
'Cause I got that facial hair that all the girls chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that beard ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got fine moustaches just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my papa he told me don't worry about the size
He says, "Girls like a little more tickle, you'll be surprised."
You know I won't be no smooth faced and plastic Ken,
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and think again

Because you know
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard
Hey!

I'm bringing hairy back
Go ahead and tell them bald faced kiddies that
No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're hot
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect if you're bearded or you're not

Yeah, my papa he told me don't worry about the size
He says, "Girls like a little more tickle, you'll be surprised."
You know I won't be no smooth faced and plastic Ken,
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and think again

Because you know
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard

Because you know
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard

Because you know
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard, no stubble
I'm all about that beard
'Bout that beard
'Bout that beard, 'bout that beard
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this beard...

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