15.10.12

You know what annoys me?...


stream of annoyance follows...

  • People that don't indicate, especially at roundabouts, I'm not a mind reader - bloody signal
  • People that stop in a slip road when they don't need to, learn to drive! stop shilly shallying about, get on with it!
  • Bum cleavage, on men or women, looks vile, and I bet your kidneys are cold, learn to dress yourself and work out what size you actually are.
  • People wearing clothes that are too small, it doesn't make you look skinnier it makes you look fatter, wear the right size, or diet back into the smaller ones.
  • Leggings that are actually tights and therefore see through. just *vomit* blergh, wear leggings, or wear a dress/shorts and tights. Don't go out in just tights, hideous
  • Uggs. Shuffling horrors that get soggy and worn at the sides in minutes, grubby monstrosities
  • Wearing PJs outside the home. No excuse unless you are on your way to A&E. 
  • The media creating bandwagons for idiots to leap on, heck we all leap on them. Stop pre-judging crimes. Let the courts do it.
  • Facebook.
  • People that don't clean up after their dogs - I'd rub their noses in it to teach them a lesson
  • Parents that swear at small children
  • TV commercials
  • Unnecessarily huge cars
  • Smart phone battery life (or lack of it - it isn't any use being smart if you are asleep when i need you)
  • People that can't leave a public toilet (or any toilet!) clean for the next person.
  • Fridges that appear full and yet have NOTHING you fancy eating in them
  • Instant coffee, especially when it is called 'coffee' as in "would you like a coffee?" so that you have to ask "is it real or instant?" then you look like a coffee snob (which I am) you wouldn't offer a cup of instant tea without mentioning it was instant! (and yes there is instant tea, and yes it is a nasty as it sounds)
  • Luke warm milk. (unless you are getting it direct from the source milk should be ice cold)
  • Misleading labels on food like "fresh" or "light" or "low fat" or "green"  most of them are meaningless (what is 'fresh' all about? as opposed to 'stale'?) Low fat is almost always high in sugar, and low salt can have more salt than another brand.
  • Wasps
  • Stuff women are supposed to do to be 'pretty' or even just 'women'; shaving legs, painting nails, shaving underarms, wearing up thrust bras, make up, false eyelashes, high heels, hair conditioner, hair dye, wearing jewellery... I don't mind doing some of them some of the time but give us a break! It's not essential to life!
  • Getting old
  • 80's fashions being 'in' again, and remembering them from the first time round and knowing they were dreadful even then
  • Not being allowed to be naked when we want to be 
  • Intolerance where it doesn't affect you, like racism or homophobic or being anti-gay marriage, or anti religion
  • Poor grammar (Sod's law states I have made at least 13 grammatical errors in this blog post - I'm talking about genuinely not having a clue not the odd mistake)
  • The loss of innocence as kids grow up - it's all over so quickly


  • Vegetarians (just kidding - wanted to see if you were still awake)
  • and lastly? judgemental people ...yeah yeah I know - *puts self on naughty step*